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Angry Tranny Busted for Ramming Lingerie Shop
COMMERCE TOWNSHIP, Mich. – An angry transvestite was busted by cops after he allegedly rammed his car into a lingerie store that refused to hire him.
Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe said Jeremy McIntosh, 27, was arrested Saturday outside Intimate Ideas in Detroit after he repeatedly slammed his car into the store, causing $3,000 in damage.
McCabe says McIntosh was wearing makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women’s bra.
McIntosh remained jailed after his arraignment Monday on charges including malicious destruction of property and reckless driving.
Study Reveals Why Monkeys Shout During Sex
Female monkeys may shout during sex to help their male partners climax, research now reveals.
Without these yells, male Barbary macaques (Macaca sylvanus) almost never ejaculated, scientists found.
Female monkeys often utter loud, distinctive calls before, during or after sex. Their exact function, if any, has remained heavily debated.
Counting pelvic thrusts
To investigate the purpose behind these calls, scientists at the German Primate Center in Göttingen focused on Barbary macaques for two years in a nature reserve in Gibraltar.
The researchers found that females yelled during 86 percent of all sexual encounters. When females shouted, males ejaculated 59 percent of the time. However, when females did not holler, males ejaculated less than 2 percent of the time.
To see if yelling resulted from how vigorous the sex was, the scientists counted the number of pelvic thrusts males gave and timed when they happened. They found when shouting occurred, thrusting increased. In other words, hollering led to more vigorous sex.
Counting monkey pelvic thrusts is admittedly “quite weird, but it’s science,” researcher Dana Pfefferle, a behavioral scientist and primatologist at the German Primate Center, told LiveScience. “You get used to it.”
Quite promiscuous
Male and female Barbary macaques are promiscuous, often having sex with many partners. This means sperm levels can get quite drained. The females shout when they are most fertile, so males can make the most use of their sperm.
Pfefferle noted her research suggests these calls might also make females more attractive to other males. She added these shouts might play different roles in other species.
Pfefferle and her colleagues detailed their findings online Dec. 18 in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B.
Father and daughter have child
A South Australian woman has given birth to her father’s son after the couple had sex.
John and Jenny Deaves reunited 30 years after Mr Deaves separated from Jenny’s mother.
Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex.
“John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults,” Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network tonight.
“We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding.”
Their nine month old daughter Celeste, shown on TV, appears fit and healthy.
Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.
“I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he’s not too bad.
“Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub.”
Mrs Deaves brought two children, Samantha and Alex, into the relationship after splitting from her former partner.
Mr Deaves admitted that he “initially” thought having sex with his daughter was wrong.
“Emotions take over, as people no doubt realise, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head,” he said.
“I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what.”
Mrs Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like “a sexual relationship with any other man”.
For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was “absolutely fantastic”.
A South Australian police media spokesman told AAP “the couple is being monitored”.
AAP
Full Article —>>> http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/father-and-daughter-have-child/2008/04/06/1207420202007.html
Weird Sex Laws
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they’re nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you’re safe from the law!)
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
It’s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. [Hmmm... okay, there's one place with a law that makes sense... -psl]
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can’t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. “No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club”.
The following important amendment however is to be considered here: “The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses.”
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be confused with the myth about "rule of thumb"'s origin -psl]
In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because “The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.”
In Michigan, a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer!
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can’t go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.)
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman’s name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal – unless performed for profit – however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy – provided only the missionary position has been applied – is only a misdemeanor.
Sex on the Go! Sex Toy Vending Machines
LONDON – Bars and nightclubs in London and other British cities have begun using vending machines that sell sex toys such as mini vibrators.
For the full story see; http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11713891/
How to Spot a Cougar in a Bar
G-String Wearing Santa Busted
G-String Wearing Santa Busted
by The Associated Press
Posted: December 25, 2007 – 8:00 am ET
(Los Angeles, California) Some gifts from Kris Kringle are better kept wrapped.
A man in a Santa hat was arrested for investigation of drunken driving after he was spotted outside Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood wearing a wig, a red lace camisole and a purple G-string, police said.
“We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus,” Deputy Chief Ken Garner said.
The suspect was booked into jail after his blood-alcohol level measured just above the state’s legal limit of .08, police said. He was later released on $5,000 bail.
The man, who is 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighs 280 pounds, also wore black leg warmers and black shoes. His car was towed to an impound yard, police said.
Is It Weird That My Boyfriend Wants Me to Kiss and Lick His Feet?
Q. I’m a 21-year-old female and I know the my-boyfriend-has-a-diaper-fetish thing has been done to death. But . . . we’ve been together for two years. When he mustered up the courage to tell me about his fetish, I was supportive even though it did seem odd. To be completely honest, he’s so good-looking and such a wonderful guy that I was worried about losing him if I seemed less than ecstatic. Flash-forward a year and a half. We’re very close, we’re in a really good place, and we want to get married. However, his fetish has started to bother me. In the beginning, he wanted me to talk down to him, he’d come in his diaper, and we were done. We’d do that roughly once a week. Now it’s all he ever wants to do, and “normal” sex is off the menu. And his fetish has progressed to these elaborate role-play scenarios complete with “sissy outfits.” Sometimes it takes a whole day of role-playing to satisfy him and he makes me feel guilty if I refuse. I know he’s attracted to me—my attractiveness is a significant part of the role-playing—but I feel like he’s being selfish. I also don’t want him to do what I want just for the sake of doing what I want. I’m getting sick of this inner dialogue. What do you think? And please don’t pass me up because you’ve answered infantilism questions in the past. —Sick Of Diapered Sissy
A. You’re right, SODS—we have done the boyfriend-has-a-diaper-fetish thing to death. In fact,…
Full Article… http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0751,savage,78675,24.html
Older “Cougars” Prey On Young Men
(CBS) Sparks flew when Ann Bancroft seduced Dustin Hoffman in film “The Graduate.”
Almost 40 years later, women everywhere — on screen and off — are flaunting their hippest accessory: a sexy, younger man.
“Women are so different now — there’s no question,” relationship writer Amy Kean told The Early Show co-anchor Russ Mitchell. “Since the beginning of time, women have been basically valued for their youth and their beauty, and men have been valued for their ability to provide for a family. But now so many women have great, thriving careers they just really don’t need men the way they used to.”
For example, 44-year-old Demi Moore is married to 29-year-old Ashton Kutcher while 40-year-old Halle Berry is dating 31-year-old Gabriel Aubry. There is a 17-year gap between actress Susan Sarandon and longtime boyfriend Tim Robbins.
“When it becomes celebrity driven, it becomes acceptable to everybody. They say, ‘Well, if they do then it’s OK,” Canadian author Valerie Gibson who wrote the book “Cougar: A Guide for Older Women Dating Younger Men.” “A cougar is a very sophisticated, a very attractive, a very sensually-aware woman, very much in control of her life. She’s got a lot of energy. Today they’re very fit they’re very healthy. They’re very successful, very independent and sophisticated.”
The cougar-cub relationship is a perfect fit for all kinds of couples.
Full Article…
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/04/05/earlyshow/main2651142.shtml
Sex News Tidbits … 12/17/2007
In the news today…
Lawmaker proposes prohibiting cybersex
Sun.Star, Philippines - Dec 14, 2007
PAMPANGA Representative Carmelo Lazatin recently filed House Bill (HB) 3190 aimed at prohibiting cyber sex including other forms of pornography and …
Husband guilty of killing cyber-sex wife
Metro, UK - Dec 11, 2007
A jealous husband who stabbed his wife 10 times after he caught her having a “cyber relationship” with another man was today found guilty of murder. …
At 79, Dr. Ruth still gives frank advice about sex
Winston-Salem Journal, NC - Dec 12, 2007
Q. Also, when you started out there wasn’t cyber porn or cyber sex, and no one looked for partners through Internet dating. How has all of that changed …
Speaking on Television Violence and Sex
Cleveland Daily Banner, TN - Dec 16, 2007
Do we really want to teach our children that exciting, fun sex means accumulating as many partners as possible by whatever means it takes? …
Heather Mills to write ‘good sex‘ guide
Stuff.co.nz, New Zealand - 37 minutes ago
The former model, who is currently embroiled in a bitter divorce battle with Sir Paul McCartney, sees herself as a female “sex guru” but plans to write …
Amsterdam to ‘clean up’ Red Light district
Euronews.net, France - 7 hours ago
But many in the sex industry believe it will be the girls that will suffer. One prostitutes’ spokesman said: “They completely ignored hundreds of sex …
